Oh Dear…

Some bizarre Facebook application tells me that the following is true:

I have 980 friends, 860 more than average. 43% are male, 57% are female. 329 are single, 346 are dating or married. If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 18 people, 2 of whom would die. When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 49 people. If I died today, an estimated 790 people would try to attend my funeral. Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 98% probability of getting married. I am likely to earn US$3.6 million and have 3 children over my lifetime.

Is it true?  I guess I’ll have to catch a deadly strain of the flu to find out!